Funny work memes: pick the caption

Office memes

Coworker memes

Funny memes about work stress

Work jokes

• My manager’s door is always open. It leads to a meeting room booked until Friday.
• Reply-all is how the whole company learns one person’s lunch order.
• Per my last email means I have the timestamp and I’m ready to use it.
• The quiet zone is the desk next to the printer.
• We’re told we’re a family here, which explains the group chat nobody can leave.
• Every all-hands is a round of buzzword bingo nobody admits to playing.
• The deadline was Friday, so the quick review starts Friday at 4:30 pm.
• Back to the office for collaboration. Bring your own cables. The box in the lobby holds whatever the last people brought.
• The whole floor shares one bin, and by mid-afternoon it’s the most collaborative thing in the building.
• Hot desking means first in gets a monitor. Everyone after that borrows one from a desk that’s empty today.
• The team told the organiser the Thursday game was great. It’s now every Thursday.

Office rewards instead of a raise

1. Pizza. One slice each, counted before the box opens at the office pizza party.
2. Branded lip balm. Handed out the year profits broke the record.
3. A water bottle with the logo on it. It holds more than the raise did.
4. Socks. For the most productive person on the team, who is less productive from then on.
5. Employee of the Month. A framed photo near the lifts, and payroll unchanged.
6. The ice cream social. It’s on Friday. Please bring your own ice cream.

Scoring the work memes game

A right caption is worth 100 points. The speed bonus for each photo holds at 100 for 3 seconds after the picture loads, then drops 10 a second, so a pick at 8 seconds adds 50. A wrong caption scores nothing, bonus included. Eight right picks at full speed make 1,600, which beats a lip balm.

Everyone who plays on the same date gets the same eight photos and captions. A practice round is drawn at random and leaves your best score and streak alone.